Ya'll are too quiet.  I mean, I know summer has started, but FFS; I need something to read over here at work.

So, I've written a blog FOR you.  I just need you to fill in the blanks.

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Hey guys, how's it goin'?

Just a reminder, this summer I'm in _____.  I'm working for ____, and it really sucks.  I mean sure, the ____ part of it is good, but mostly I'm fairly miserable.  Also, my realtionship with _____ continues in a steady holding pattern; it's very similar to the last time we spoke.

I thought today I'd share a couple links and give blatantly over-bearing opinions afterwards!

First up, this gem: ________
God, I love that picture.  Isn't it perky?

Secondly, this, which I found on ____, my favorite Web 2.0 site: ______
I have to say, I'm really jazzed about the possibilites opened up by the article to the field discussed within.  It really makes me realize how bright the future is, and how much I have to be thankful for.

Third.  Grrrrr.  Look at this site: ________
HOW CAN SOMEONE THINK LIKE THIS!? MAN!  AAGH!  THIS JUST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!  THIS is what's WRONG with the world, and why we're all doomed!  Man, the world is in such a crappy place, and we're all gonna DIE!  I'm glad I think ____ instead!

I think that's all the links I wanted to share.  Oh, oh, howzabout a crazy life story!  So last ____ I was out with some friends at a ____ and we saw a ____.  My friend ____ was like, "Haha, look at that _____".  At which point, we challenged each other to see if either one of us would _____.  Turns out, I ____, but my buddy ____.

It's like they say in ____; "____________"!!

Talk to you soon!

-_____

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I will only give you my ____s if I get four of yours (because I'm posting enough for everyone, let's be honest).

She enjoyed it.  A lot.

That's all I have for you.  Your mothers.  I had them.  For you.  For you, I had them.  "Them" being, of course, your mothers.  Who enjoyed it.  A lot.  By "it", you know what "it" means. "It" means "IT". You don't want to know what "ate" means, but the "last night" part is obvious. It was last night. April 23rd. That was when she (your mother) enjoyed "it". A lot. And "a lot" may also have multiple meanings. Like, her "enjoyment" and a quanitity of what was "eaten". If "a lot" can be applied to qualitity, there was "a lot" of quality too. Oh, and when I say "your" mother ("mother", of course, being the woman who gave birth to you), I mean all of "you". Long time posters, first time readers, people who accidentally Googled this page and can't even comprehend English... there were a lot of mothers at my house last night.  I "had" many of "them" over. It took several hours to ensure that each and every single one of "them" got "a lot" of "it", and that they "enjoyed" "it". And, I did not discriminate between your biological mother, your adoptive mother, your egg donor, or anything/one else.  All of them got "it". Lots of "it". And they enjoyed "it". "A lot".

It's good to be back.

And your mother agrees about how good "it" is.