I ate with your mother last night.


She enjoyed it.  A lot.

That's all I have for you.  Your mothers.  I had them.  For you.  For you, I had them.  "Them" being, of course, your mothers.  Who enjoyed it.  A lot.  By "it", you know what "it" means. "It" means "IT". You don't want to know what "ate" means, but the "last night" part is obvious. It was last night. April 23rd. That was when she (your mother) enjoyed "it". A lot. And "a lot" may also have multiple meanings. Like, her "enjoyment" and a quanitity of what was "eaten". If "a lot" can be applied to qualitity, there was "a lot" of quality too. Oh, and when I say "your" mother ("mother", of course, being the woman who gave birth to you), I mean all of "you". Long time posters, first time readers, people who accidentally Googled this page and can't even comprehend English... there were a lot of mothers at my house last night.  I "had" many of "them" over. It took several hours to ensure that each and every single one of "them" got "a lot" of "it", and that they "enjoyed" "it". And, I did not discriminate between your biological mother, your adoptive mother, your egg donor, or anything/one else.  All of them got "it". Lots of "it". And they enjoyed "it". "A lot".

It's good to be back.

 

And your mother agrees about how good "it" is.

 

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Wow. It's good to have mothers get "it".

Which is why the other day in my office I came up with the new "that's what she said".

Are you ready for it? "On your mom's chest." Add it to anything. "I'm going to go study now." "I'll go study on your mom's chest."

"Who wants what on their pizza?" "I want some pepperoni... on your mom's chest."



I'm tired of making powerpoint slides.. ON YOUR MOM'S CHEST



I want to go play some golf on your mom's chest.



I think you mean:

I want to go "play" some "golf" on your mom's "chest".




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